Tom Orry Minute - Low Poly Mess (Page 2)

A plastic tub of crafting materials labelled "Craft Tub". To the side are glue sticks, paper, a pink soft toy, more crafting materials, and a green lid.

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#4 - Made by humans

Is there a phrase more feared by parents than "I'm bored"? Perhaps "It broke" or the simple but classic "oops". My mind is racing, my pulse quickening just thinking of where these could lead. "I'm bored" takes the

The lower half of a Hoover washing machine. The cap for the filter is visible in the lower left corner. A wooden beam covers the front of the machine on the floor.

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#3 - Beware the Colour Catcher

Another week, another Orry household drama. This week: washing. While I appreciate the following short tale is not really a big deal, we all have our routines and daily chores, and when something causes disruption it can feel like a huge problem. Skill issue. I let out an exasperated sigh

A green dog poop bin with the words "Clean it up" written under a drawing of a dog stood next to a poo.

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#2 - Watch out for that dog poo

Sometimes I genuinely feel like I operate in a world that’s simply not the same as the one everyone else seems to be living in. Maybe after this week’s newsletter you can all tell me that everyone does what I’m about to detail. Dog poo. I have

A horrid photo showing a bag of onions on a doormat, the onions spewing out. One red onion looks awful. There's also a bag of coffee beans, a box of porridge, and some other boxes.

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#1 - I keep buying onions

Why do I keep buying them? And what does an article about an excess of onions have to do with video games?